Quotes

Vince Ricardo: I was in the jungle - the bush we called it - for approximately nine months...

Sheldon: Nine months! That must have really been something!

Vince Ricardo: It was. I saw things... They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles.

                                          

[On working for the CIA]

Vince Ricardo: Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program.

 

Vince Ricardo: You know, I'm such a great driver, it's incomprehensible that they took my license away.

 

Sheldon: I have flames on my car. I HAVE FLAMES ON MY CAR!

 

Vince Ricardo: Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine!

                                                  

Vince Ricardo: Son, do you remember when we use to play ball on Nagle Avenue?

Tommy: No dad, we talked about playing ball on Nagle Avenue, but we never did.