Quotes:

[after a harrowing cab ride]

Sheldon: Did we hit the little boy on Sixth Avenue?

Vince Ricardo: No, we missed him by a good foot and a half.

 

Sheldon: Six thousand a year tuition to listen to this.

 

Sheldon: The ocean? It's over the ocean to Scranton, Pennsylvania?

 

Vince Ricardo: Just go with the flow, Shel, just go with the flow.

Sheldon: What flow? There isn't any flow.

 

Vince Ricardo: Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself.

 

Sheldon: There's no reason to shoot at me, I'm a dentist.

                                       

Sheldon: You were involved in the Bay of Pigs?

Vince Ricardo: Involved? That was my idea.

 

Tommy: Dad and his mysterious phone calls.

Vince Ricardo: What the hell do you mean by that?

Tommy: Nothing. You're just always making these weird calls in back rooms and pay booths...

Vince Ricardo: You little snot-nose! Those phone calls put you through college!